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Title: News!
Post by: Polymeron on April 17, 2009, 05:02:11 AM
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Breaking News


*** Sources confirm: News will not be allowed on IH forum  --  Xaoc: "We wanted craft: Reporting but couldn't figure what the Lies raw material should look like"      Forumites unveil artistic rendition of avatars  --  22 wounded, 5 dead (http://www.imperialhero.org/forums/int/index.php?topic=134.0)      Chegwara uses cheat to gain only 700 gold  --  Receives medal of honesty from Oton (http://www.imperialhero.org/forums/int/index.php?topic=189.msg1189#msg1189)      KoSaC still in the lead  --  Reveals: Made a fortune selling canned spam      Forumites demand emoticons, mass messages and game via satellite feed  --  Krum to serve spammers umbrella drinks, waffles (http://www.imperialhero.org/forums/int/index.php?topic=160.0)      Rumors persist: Management disappointed with XaCo's programming quality  --  admins: "Game not nearly as buggy as expected of him"      White House orders 5 registration links  --  Pres. Obama uses first 2 APs to shut down Skull Camp, reform healthcare      Auction market revealed to be gambling den: Buy one item, if you're lucky you'll actually be the one to get it (http://www.imperialhero.org/forums/int/index.php?topic=183.0)      Chegwara leads post count with 133 after a mere 3 days; declared legally insane  --  Savannah 2nd with 76 - only 60% insane (http://www.imperialhero.org/forums/int/index.php?action=stats)      Gems: 10 Hides: 4 Amulets: 120 Swords crafted by Xaoc: 99 ***
Title: Re: News!
Post by: Polymeron on April 17, 2009, 05:02:50 AM
Sorry, I just couldn't help it  ;D

Don't expect it regularly, though, or you may be disappointed ;)
Title: Re: News!
Post by: chegewara on April 17, 2009, 05:12:47 AM
chegewara denies rumors, he said he gain much more money with cheating
Title: Re: News!
Post by: Savannah on April 17, 2009, 05:25:54 AM
heeeey  >:( i dont see any umbrella drinks!

Title: Re: News!
Post by: Polymeron on April 17, 2009, 05:36:33 AM
Shhh, not so loud, Krum could lose his job!  :o
Title: Re: News!
Post by: Savannah on April 17, 2009, 05:56:51 AM
well, thats his fault for slacking X)

i dont have any waffles in my bag either  :'(
Title: Re: News!
Post by: HerrSchultze on April 17, 2009, 08:42:55 AM
this sounds like someone thinkin of reaccao  :-\ 
what's up with the nostakgy boys?

Title: Re: News!
Post by: Polymeron on April 17, 2009, 11:54:49 AM
Yes, GNN was a direct rip-off of his notion (as admitted many times). I miss his news :(
Title: Re: News!
Post by: HerrSchultze on April 17, 2009, 12:01:07 PM
Yes, GNN was a direct rip-off of his notion (as admitted many times). I miss his news :(
:D no prob, we can have fun, but what does the G stands for?  ??? and you could have named it FFNN its way cooler *freak*  ;D
Title: Re: News!
Post by: Polymeron on April 17, 2009, 12:07:50 PM
It's the GlobalWars News Network ;)
Over in the GW forum we already have 75 newscasts, it's a regular feature there.

Hmmmm, I really should get off my bum and make another one.
Title: Re: News!
Post by: HerrSchultze on April 17, 2009, 12:08:44 PM
It's the GlobalWars News Network ;)
Over in the GW forum we already have 75 newscasts, it's a regular feature there.

Hmmmm, I really should get off my bum and make another one.
;D ;D ;D ;D
http://www4.imperiaonline.org/forums/int/index.php?topic=14153.0
this is mine
(http://img124.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ffn2.gif)
Title: Re: News!
Post by: KoSaC on April 17, 2009, 12:11:07 PM
KoSaC is still in the lead (http://www4.imperiaonline.org/forums/int/Smileys/default/easy.gif)
Title: Re: News!
Post by: Polymeron on April 20, 2009, 06:12:06 PM
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Breaking News


*** Mideast peace talks break down again: Both sides say admins are not fixing their bugs on purpose      Chegawara fights forumites in the arena barehanded  --  Says it's okay to bring a sword to a fistfight (http://www.imperialhero.org/forums/int/index.php?topic=76.msg2137#msg2137)      Mercenaries Guild refuses to send its members deeper than first dungeon stage  --  Spokesman: "It's dark and clammy there, eww!" (http://www.imperialhero.org/forums/int/index.php?topic=349.0)      One thread in forum contains the word "fox" 74 times so far; guess which one? (http://www.imperialhero.org/forums/int/index.php?topic=154.0)      Police warns: Whoever is posting news is still at large      Polymeron still wanted for stealing 50 diamonds  --  Profiler: "He may do it again if not stopped" (http://www.imperialhero.org/forums/int/index.php?topic=322.0)      Pres. Obama continues world tour; promises Mexico IH will be translated into Spanish      New study proves: Bananas not affected by bugs  --  Xaoc: "We will redesign the game to use this"  --  Look for the banana warhammer soon (http://www.imperialhero.org/forums/int/index.php?topic=353.0)      Repr fails to identify raw gem  --  Parents: "We'll get him to name animals in the zoo first" (http://www.imperialhero.org/forums/int/index.php?topic=362.msg2250#msg2250)      No waffle related bugs reported this week ***
Title: Re: News!
Post by: Polymeron on April 20, 2009, 06:13:35 PM
Sorry, you guys just give me too much material, wanted to use this before Memorial Day kicks in.  :P

See you tomorrow!
Title: Re: News!
Post by: Magnus on April 20, 2009, 06:23:41 PM
It's the GlobalWars News Network ;)
Over in the GW forum we already have 75 newscasts, it's a regular feature there.

I must've missed something, wt* is Global Wars?
Title: Re: News!
Post by: Starbuck on April 20, 2009, 06:38:14 PM
Now, it's 75 ... (http://www.hi5emoticon.com/uppic/12030503441.gif) (http://www.hi5emoticon.com/)
Title: Re: News!
Post by: Savannah on April 20, 2009, 07:38:24 PM
you counted?? rofl
Title: Re: News!
Post by: Magnus on April 20, 2009, 07:39:05 PM
you counted?? rofl

Hard core  :D
Title: Re: News!
Post by: Starbuck on April 20, 2009, 08:06:50 PM
I just wrote one more ... hey, foxy the Starbuck !!  ;)

ps : does it count as one too ?
Title: Re: News!
Post by: Savannah on April 20, 2009, 08:27:51 PM
how can you guys love GW more than IO? >.<
Title: Re: News!
Post by: Magnus on April 20, 2009, 08:41:43 PM
don´t ask, it´s better for your health :-* :-* :-*

Always looking out for me, thanks dude!

Title: Re: News!
Post by: Repr on April 20, 2009, 11:43:39 PM
yeey! made the news  ;D
Title: Re: News!
Post by: HerrSchultze on April 21, 2009, 05:45:24 AM
because there is nothing left to do in IO that hasn´t already been done by many of the people in this here forum for 4-8-12 months straight with little sleep, lots of cigarettes and lots of flame wars...we played IO like rock stars and GW is like IO, without the drugs 24/7...IMO, it just isn´t the same as it used to be :) :) :) :) :)

also, IO to me is either 4 month, online status visible or nothing at all, like it was meant to be, no game is better than 4 month IO, like drugs, addictive and tiresome and only for the strong willed!  don´t need pictures and crap, need more battles!

IO was great, except for one thing, named Ehud!....lol
OMFG!!!  LOOLLLOOOLLL AHAHAHAHA   XD

XD IO's jim morrisons   LOL  only for jim morrison fans LOL
Title: Re: News!
Post by: Savannah on April 22, 2009, 12:27:59 AM
because there is nothing left to do in IO that hasn´t already been done by many of the people in this here forum for 4-8-12 months straight with little sleep, lots of cigarettes and lots of flame wars...we played IO like rock stars and GW is like IO, without the drugs 24/7...IMO, it just isn´t the same as it used to be Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley

also, IO to me is either 4 month, online status visible or nothing at all, like it was meant to be, no game is better than 4 month IO, like drugs, addictive and tiresome and only for the strong willed!  don´t need pictures and crap, need more battles!

IO was great, except for one thing, named Ehud!....lol


^^^ who deleted that post? And what was your issue with Myn? Well, besides the Lady stuff in forum (: But thats no reason to hold a grudge for ages (and it has been ages)...
Title: Re: News!
Post by: Magnus on April 23, 2009, 12:08:25 AM
Ha, I had managed to forget his nick :D the Mynaron nick at least.

Wonder what his nick is now  :)
Title: Re: News!
Post by: Savannah on April 23, 2009, 06:46:58 AM
*shrugs* no telling, i spose
Title: Re: News!
Post by: Polymeron on May 04, 2009, 01:07:26 AM
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Breaking News


*** GNN continues airing despite protests  --  Underground newspapers call for change: "Give us Reaccão back"      Tier 3 locations still locked  --  admins: "Quarantined due to swine flu outbreak" (http://www.imperialhero.org/forums/int/index.php?topic=631.0)      Set items under planning  --  Tier 5 ranger set to be named after Krum; when worn in arena, will auto-ban opponents      Chegwara crafts 66 oak units in one go  --  Govt. considering bailout: "He's too big to fail" (http://www.imperialhero.org/forums/int/index.php?topic=641.0)      Party function still not implemented  --  Experts agree: You've got to fight for your right to party      Superb wooden staff still at large  --  Authorities: Could be anywhere  --  Public advised caution, consider armed and dangerous (http://www.imperialhero.org/forums/int/index.php?topic=577.0)      Pres. Obama says recession still not over, will cost many jobs  --  In unrelated news, crafting still sucks      Players continue to report unlucky battles  --  Just where Polymeron is pulling his numbers from remains a mystery (http://www.imperialhero.org/forums/int/index.php?topic=653.0)      Xaoc confirms: Recipes are being entirely rewritten  --  Says IH still won't include Polymeron's Triple Garlic Surprise recipe  --  Testers relieved      Crafted items get a new look  --  Nitpicks: "Bronze round shield" has two pictures now and neither of them is round (http://www.imperialhero.org/forums/int/index.php?topic=622.0)      For the skeptics of waffle shortage among you: No waffle drops reported so far; it's official now      Tiger invents new class of "furry warrior"  --  admins: "We're not going there" (http://www.imperialhero.org/forums/int/index.php?topic=648.msg3678#msg3678)      Oton confirms item intelligence doesn't help learning  --  Says no amount of items allows deciphering Sub comandante marcos' posts (http://www.imperialhero.org/forums/int/index.php?topic=639.0)      Forecast: Imperial City will remain sunny 24 hours a day ***
Title: Re: News!
Post by: HerrSchultze on May 04, 2009, 06:28:34 AM
(http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/5112/ihgnn2.png)
Breaking News


*** GNN continues airing despite protests  --  Underground newspapers call for change: "Give us Reaccão back"      Tier 3 locations still locked  --  admins: "Quarantined due to swine flu outbreak" (http://www.imperialhero.org/forums/int/index.php?topic=631.0)      Set items under planning  --  Tier 5 ranger set to be named after Krum; when worn in arena, will auto-ban opponents      Chegwara crafts 66 oak units in one go  --  Govt. considering bailout: "He's too big to fail" (http://www.imperialhero.org/forums/int/index.php?topic=641.0)      Party function still not implemented  --  Experts agree: You've got to fight for your right to party      Superb wooden staff still at large  --  Authorities: Could be anywhere  --  Public advised caution, consider armed and dangerous (http://www.imperialhero.org/forums/int/index.php?topic=577.0)      Pres. Obama says recession still not over, will cost many jobs  --  In unrelated news, crafting still sucks      Players continue to report unlucky battles  --  Just where Polymeron is pulling his numbers from remains a mystery (http://www.imperialhero.org/forums/int/index.php?topic=653.0)      Xaoc confirms: Recipes are being entirely rewritten  --  Says IH still won't include Polymeron's Triple Garlic Surprise recipe  --  Testers relieved      Crafted items get a new look  --  Nitpicks: "Bronze round shield" has two pictures now and neither of them is round (http://www.imperialhero.org/forums/int/index.php?topic=622.0)      For the skeptics of waffle shortage among you: No waffle drops reported so far; it's official now      Tiger invents new class of "furry warrior"  --  admins: "We're not going there" (http://www.imperialhero.org/forums/int/index.php?topic=648.msg3678#msg3678)      Oton confirms item intelligence doesn't help learning  --  Says no amount of items allows deciphering Sub comandante marcos' posts (http://www.imperialhero.org/forums/int/index.php?topic=639.0)      Forecast: Imperial City will remain sunny 24 hours a day ***
:D :D :D :D i wonder how acn you manage such a big newspaper  ;D ;D
Title: Re: News!
Post by: Sheremetev on May 04, 2009, 09:26:34 AM
Don't gorget this is only the IH part...
Title: Re: News!
Post by: Polymeron on May 04, 2009, 10:17:43 AM
Don't remind me. The guys over at GW forum are going to start bitching that GNN is on hiatus again if I don't haul my lazy carcass over there and start writing.

In any case though, I'm a hack. Writing long isn't hard, it's writing short that's hard. Reaccão managed to squeeze his into 200 characters... Now that's reporting  :)




P.S. So far I see my reward for this is 1 negative karma and none positive, so obviously this shouldn't be a regular feature here. Nor was it intended, but there was some pressure for a third edition. If you prefer, I'll stop now.
Title: Re: News!
Post by: isolde on May 04, 2009, 10:34:27 AM
Who dared give Poly negative karma  >:( I gave you a +, the newspaper is really funny, Mc had his own style but I honestly always thought character restrictions were stupid, I cant say anything in 200 letters, not like I can say something of substance in 2000 either, but at leasts its no pressure  ;D 

Keep up the good job, we love it !
Title: Re: News!
Post by: Polymeron on May 04, 2009, 10:42:19 AM
Thanks, it's good to hear... You made my day  :-*
Title: Re: News!
Post by: Oton on May 04, 2009, 01:14:32 PM
I know where did the set information leaked from.
Measures are taken as we speak to silence him... forever.
;)
Title: Re: News!
Post by: Polymeron on May 04, 2009, 01:17:16 PM
Why, I have no idea what you mean, Oton. All my sources are strictly confidential. You didn't get it from me, so if you know who leaked... Wouldn't that mean they got the information from you? And that makes you the leaker  8)



Also, thanks for lending credibility to the story ;)
Title: Re: News!
Post by: Oton on May 04, 2009, 03:19:20 PM
Ok, ok, I admit.

The sets are ready.
At least, their templates.
They will probably go under some reconstruction, but I suppose it won't hurt if I share some of them.
And no, Krum's suit won't have the ability to auto-ban people from Arena. See, that's the kind of journalist's misinformation that gave birth to the phrase "irresponsible media coverage".

Tier 4, 5 Piece Sets

Light

Shadow Armor

Shadow Jacket (body)
Shadow Helmet (helmet)
Shadow Gloves (gloves)
Shadow Boots (boots)
Shadow Belt (belt)

Bonuses:

1 piece: none
2 pieces: +8 AGI, +8 INT
3 pieces: +8 AGI, +8 INT, +250 Spirit
4 pieces: +8 AGI, +8 INT, +250 Spirit, +16 Spirit Recovery
full set: +16 AGI, +16 INT, +500 Spirit, +32 Spirit Recovery, +400 Armor

Medium

Longbowman's Glory

Longbowman's Garment (body)
Longbowman's Vision (helmet)
Longbowman's Triggers (gloves)
Longbowman's Waist (belt)
Longbowman's Mantle (cloak)

Bonuses:

1 piece: none
2 pieces: +8 AGI, +8 DEX
3 pieces: +8 AGI, +8 DEX, +8 STR
4 pieces: +8 AGI, +8 DEX, +8 STR, +20% Movement Speed
5 pieces: +16 AGI, +16 DEX, +16 STR, +40% Movement Speed, +32 Health Recovery

Heavy

Phalanx Trooper's Suit

Phalanx Quirass (body)
Phalanx Helm (helm)
Phalanx Gauntlets (gloves)
Phalanx Heavy Boots (boots)
Phalanx Cloak (cloak)

Bonuses:

1 piece: none
2 pieces: +8 STR, +8 VIT
3 pieces: +8 STR, +8 VIT, +8 DEX
4 pieces: +8 STR, +8 VIT, +8 DEX, +8 AGI
5 pieces: +16 STR, +16 VIT, +16 DEX, +16 AGI, +800 Health

Title: Re: News!
Post by: Sheremetev on May 04, 2009, 05:39:45 PM
Does hero class matter (only warriors can have the Phalanx Trooper's Suit) ?
Title: Re: News!
Post by: radooo on May 04, 2009, 06:06:48 PM
Does hero class matter (only warriors can have the Phalanx Trooper's Suit) ?

I say yes...do you think a mystic can wear Phalanx heavy boots? ;D
Title: Re: News!
Post by: Oton on May 05, 2009, 09:49:06 AM
Yes, it does matter.
That's why they are divided by weight.
Ergo - Light - Mystic and Ranger and Warrior
Medium - Warrior and Ranger (when specialized)
Heavy - Warrior

Title: Re: News!
Post by: Sheremetev on May 05, 2009, 11:05:50 AM
Nice!
Title: Re: News!
Post by: Repr on May 05, 2009, 10:32:46 PM
I know where did the set information leaked from.
Measures are taken as we speak to silence him... forever.
;)


 :-X :-X
Title: Re: News!
Post by: Polymeron on May 08, 2009, 06:04:36 PM
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Breaking News


*** Mideast peace talks break down again; both sides accuse the other of giving them negative Karma      Xaoc defends game mechanics, says Morningswordstafe is "completely balanced"  - (http://www.imperialhero.org/forums/int/index.php?topic=618.0)-  Admits that, in contrast, Isolde's weapon-ring is overpowered (http://www.imperialhero.org/forums/int/index.php?topic=689.0)      Oton confirms: Quests will be given at taverns  --  Developers win commendation from Intl. Cliché Association (http://www.imperialhero.org/forums/int/index.php?topic=712.0)      Pres. Obama vows to regulate wage excesses  --  Outraged by merc wages continuing to expand at every Tier despite economic downturn      admins say they did not steal KOPSi's attribute points  --  Krum: "We prefer the term 'nationalize'" (http://www.imperialhero.org/forums/int/index.php?topic=667.0)      GNN denies rumors of its sources becoming endangered  --  Spokesman: "Being brutally hacked into pieces can happen to anyone, really"      Item binding initiated, used items cannot be auctioned  --  In unrelated news, Burglars' Guild files for bankruptcy (http://www.imperialhero.org/forums/int/index.php?topic=701.0)      New survey shows: It's better to give than to receive STDs      More protests over Bronze Shield artwork  --  Nitpicks: "It's too pretty, make it uglier" (http://www.imperialhero.org/forums/int/index.php?topic=695.0)      admins trying a new spin for Quest feature hype; say waffles "may or may not" be given as quest reward      Polymeron admits to being wrong on something  --  In unrelated news, Govt. issues blizzard warning for Hell (http://www.imperialhero.org/forums/int/index.php?topic=698.msg4070#msg4070)      Oak: 30 Tin: 199 Bronze: 299 Winning a forum argument: Priceless ***
Title: Re: News!
Post by: isolde on May 08, 2009, 06:32:23 PM
Why do they only let us give 1 karma  ;D  Sense of humor should be encouraged at all costs
Title: Re: News!
Post by: Polymeron on May 08, 2009, 07:06:40 PM
Well, I already gave you +k today, and now we have the exact same karma  ;D
Title: Re: News!
Post by: Magnus on May 08, 2009, 11:43:31 PM
In any case though, I'm a hack. Writing long isn't hard, it's writing short that's hard. Reaccão managed to squeeze his into 200 characters... Now that's reporting  :)

I think you are doing more than OK.

From what I heard Reaccão had a ghost writer. Is this true Isolde?
Title: Re: News!
Post by: Sub comandante marcos on May 10, 2009, 04:01:46 PM
i like your channel , i dont speak english very good ! but ...
Title: Re: News!
Post by: Polymeron on June 30, 2009, 12:56:46 PM
 (http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/5112/ihgnn2.png)
Breaking News


*** GNN airs again  --  Polymeron: "Rumors of my death - exaggerated"  --  admins on assassination attempts: "No comment"      Oton denies support based on in-game nick  --  Justifies actions: "Next you'll want support for people with bad breath or who sing off key" (http://forum.imperialhero.org/int/index.php?topic=1401.0)      In unrelated news, Numpty to compete in next Forum Olympics; expected to break the "times banned" record (http://forum.imperialhero.org/int/index.php?topic=1401.0)      Pres. Obama pushes new bill through Congress for waffle cap&trade  --  Dissenters: "nobody wants green waffles"      admins respond to Terrorize's tavern bug report: "It's not a bug, we just don't serve your kind here" (http://forum.imperialhero.org/int/index.php?topic=1385.0)      Rumors abound that Oton is going to propose; spotted looking for Legendary ring      Survey shows: 74% of accomplished Imperial Heroes descended from R4, Province 8 (http://forum.imperialhero.org/int/index.php?topic=1316.0)      Flinstoun returns from Turkey vacation well-rested  --  Xaoc defends off-time: "He wasn't doing too much anyway"  --  In unrelated news, forum still has no proper emoticons  :'(      Madoff receives 150 years sentence  --  Judge: "Stole thousands of APs through Premium expiration scheme, ruined untold accounts" (http://forum.imperialhero.org/int/index.php?topic=1392.0)      Survey: more than 50% of players are under age 14  --  admins: Krum "may or may not" be a good example      Riniasvl denies mercenray allegations of sexual harassment: "The undressing was purely professional" (http://forum.imperialhero.org/int/index.php?topic=1396.0)      This just in: Michael Jackson is still dead ***
Title: Re: News!
Post by: isolde on June 30, 2009, 03:20:27 PM
We missed you SOOOO MUCH  ;D
Title: Re: News!
Post by: Polymeron on June 30, 2009, 03:51:57 PM
Sure you did :P

Wow, I'm really out of touch here... Will need time to catch up, if I decide to come back to IH. I didn't even cover the story where your post got removed, silly me  :-[

Sometimes I wonder if I'm letting the admins off too easy in my newscasts  :P
Title: Re: News!
Post by: k_mihai on June 30, 2009, 03:55:53 PM
wb

well story is easy, r4 quitters own realm and we are all waiting for new places to grind. oh, and pvp parties with dark mystics kill everything :D
*offers debuffs for diamonds :D
Title: Re: News!
Post by: Hiske on June 30, 2009, 05:32:52 PM
WB poly! hope to see you soon in beta! (or are you already there?)
Title: Re: News!
Post by: isolde on June 30, 2009, 05:46:54 PM
WB poly! hope to see you soon in beta! (or are you already there?)

If he is, we'll have to kick you to accept him :D
Title: Re: News!
Post by: Hiske on June 30, 2009, 05:59:31 PM
If he is, we'll have to kick you to accept him :D

hahaha! you can't do that! you need me! (hard to admit, huh ;))
Title: Re: News!
Post by: Terrorize on June 30, 2009, 07:39:55 PM
(http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/5112/ihgnn2.png)
Breaking News


*** GNN airs again  --  Polymeron: "Rumors of my death - exaggerated"  --  admins on assassination attempts: "No comment"      Oton denies support based on in-game nick  --  Justifies actions: "Next you'll want support for people with bad breath or who sing off key" (http://forum.imperialhero.org/int/index.php?topic=1401.0)      In unrelated news, Numpty to compete in next Forum Olympics; expected to break the "times banned" record (http://forum.imperialhero.org/int/index.php?topic=1401.0)      Pres. Obama pushes new bill through Congress for waffle cap&trade  --  Dissenters: "nobody wants green waffles"      admins respond to Terrorize's tavern bug report: "It's not a bug, we just don't serve your kind here" (http://forum.imperialhero.org/int/index.php?topic=1385.0)      Rumors abound that Oton is going to propose; spotted looking for Legendary ring      Survey shows: 74% of accomplished Imperial Heroes descended from R4, Province 8 (http://forum.imperialhero.org/int/index.php?topic=1316.0)      Flinstoun returns from Turkey vacation well-rested  --  Xaoc defends off-time: "He wasn't doing too much anyway"  --  In unrelated news, forum still has no proper emoticons  :'(      Madoff receives 150 years sentence  --  Judge: "Stole thousands of APs through Premium expiration scheme, ruined untold accounts" (http://forum.imperialhero.org/int/index.php?topic=1392.0)      Survey: more than 50% of players are under age 14  --  admins: Krum "may or may not" be a good example      Riniasvl denies mercenray allegations of sexual harassment: "The undressing was purely professional" (http://forum.imperialhero.org/int/index.php?topic=1396.0)      This just in: Michael Jackson is still dead ***
;-; Not just taverns that dont serve me. :'(
Title: Re: News!
Post by: Numpty on June 30, 2009, 11:07:57 PM
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i have done nothing worthy of being banned, nor have i ever been banned from any imperial game forum.  i have been warned, perhaps even deserved to have been banned, but not in the last 2 years or so...pure propaganda i tell you....
Title: Re: News!
Post by: Polymeron on July 01, 2009, 07:26:56 AM
i have done nothing worthy of being banned, nor have i ever been banned from any imperial game forum.  i have been warned, perhaps even deserved to have been banned, but not in the last 2 years or so...pure propaganda i tell you....

I guess you'll have to step up your actions, then. We're all counting on you for the Olympics! :P

WB poly! hope to see you soon in beta! (or are you already there?)

Don't think that'll be happening soon - there just isn't enough time in the day!
Maybe in a week or two things will calm down a bit around here and I'll be able to do that. Until then, you guys are going to have to settle for the sporadic newscast ;)
Title: Re: News!
Post by: Sheremetev on August 23, 2010, 01:35:51 PM
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Title: Re: News!
Post by: Polymeron on August 23, 2010, 02:33:03 PM
GNN has been hijacked!  :o
I'm soooo gonna sue.


Also: I knew it! You people have waffles and aren't sharing!
Title: Re: News!
Post by: Sheremetev on August 23, 2010, 03:31:58 PM
*YAHOO* *YAHOO* *YAHOO* *YAHOO* *YAHOO* *YAHOO* *YAHOO* *YAHOO* *YAHOO* *YAHOO*

*YAHOO* Poly is in IH Forum again!!! *YAHOO*

*YAHOO* *YAHOO* *YAHOO* *YAHOO* *YAHOO* *YAHOO* *YAHOO* *YAHOO* *YAHOO* *YAHOO*

Title: Re: News!
Post by: Oton on August 23, 2010, 04:26:29 PM
Nice to see you again, Poly.

You have been... missed.
Title: Re: News!
Post by: Cuorion on August 23, 2010, 05:44:01 PM
Oh my god, I can't stop laughing! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: News!
Post by: Judith on August 23, 2010, 06:19:53 PM
 :D :D :D