LoL... No all this was mine... This is the way I am "thinking"...
I wouldn't like to be at one of those party's with the special spice... If I know the story right...
P.S. to be completely true, the entire story was mine, the only part I borrow is from Futurama, an episode where they deliver a giant piece of stone to an alien civilization, and they use it to built pyramids, and at some point one of the priests says:
"Oh! It's true that mighty Egyptians visited our planet long ago, and they learned us how to build pyramids and prepare our dead in such way to scary Abbott and Costello, also star travel."
It's the episode which Bender becomes Pharaoh...
"One planet down, millions left. Now it's Earths turn HAHAHAHA"
"This is not Earth"
"Damn"
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