The story so far...
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I opened the door and found myself falling helplessly into the neighbors bathtub while banning bots and was painful to see your slow demise after eating her cadaver with pineapple suffle and waffles with chocolate and three bars of pure gold guarder by elven spirit of doom cursing upon the enigmatic king of Valhala who drinks Cuba Libre every morning at 09:00 while reading his guidebook for cyborg initialisation error of the Windows Vista and playing at PS3 Tehra: Dark Warrior while havin a great time cooking big piece of tasty fish from the extraterrestrial guests who got abducted by crazy ninjas from monkey clan which was lead by Crassus's niece with the big keratosis pilaris problem and they start a new adventure inside a bar where Black Mage casted a fireball towards Fighter's sword-chaku but Red Mage and Thief are busy cooking some meatballs for the Batman who was swimming with Sofia Loren in Dead Sea until Yoda said: Down here I am and no rules are here to to look at and stick to
the of the Dark Side of the Moon where two girls froze to death the Easter Bunny but luckily an alien saw them and finished their orange pie quest and the reward was stolen by pie monopoly wannabies but their franchise for free fried RAM chip sets were too spicy for Cuorion's taste But Sheremetv's new misspelled name proved to be even more sorry than a blind guardian rolling spot checks of cyborgs like biological and artificial the new generation of mutated ants turns Lithuanian players into girly toys Which destroys everything except for waffles!and green tomatoes are good for nothing particulary tasty like pancakes with shugary lemon stripes and amazing, bigcake with three words required for playing this game so. Follow the rules or don't play with the neighbor's giant space hamster dressed like Stormtrooper from the WW2 and in his attempt to ban a Community Manager from Crassus counting words correctly in hexadecimal system....
...was nothing more...
