News!

[Polymeron]

 
Breaking News


*** Sources confirm: News will not be allowed on IH forum  --  Xaoc: "We wanted craft: Reporting but couldn't figure what the Lies raw material should look like"   ∙   Forumites unveil artistic rendition of avatars  --  22 wounded, 5 dead   ∙   Chegwara uses cheat to gain only 700 gold  --  Receives medal of honesty from Oton   ∙   KoSaC still in the lead  --  Reveals: Made a fortune selling canned spam   ∙   Forumites demand emoticons, mass messages and game via satellite feed  --  Krum to serve spammers umbrella drinks, waffles   ∙   Rumors persist: Management disappointed with XaCo's programming quality  --  admins: "Game not nearly as buggy as expected of him"   ∙   White House orders 5 registration links  --  Pres. Obama uses first 2 APs to shut down Skull Camp, reform healthcare   ∙   Auction market revealed to be gambling den: Buy one item, if you're lucky you'll actually be the one to get it   ∙   Chegwara leads post count with 133 after a mere 3 days; declared legally insane  --  Savannah 2nd with 76 - only 60% insane   ∙   Gems: 10 ∙ Hides: 4 ∙ Amulets: 120 ∙ Swords crafted by Xaoc: 99 ***

[Polymeron]

Sorry, I just couldn't help it 

Don't expect it regularly, though, or you may be disappointed

[chegewara]

chegewara denies rumors, he said he gain much more money with cheating

[Savannah]

heeeey  i dont see any umbrella drinks!

[Polymeron]

Shhh, not so loud, Krum could lose his job! 

[Savannah]

well, thats his fault for slacking

i dont have any waffles in my bag either 

[HerrSchultze]

this sounds like someone thinkin of reaccao  :-\ 
what's up with the nostakgy boys?

[Polymeron]

Yes, GNN was a direct rip-off of his notion (as admitted many times). I miss his news

[HerrSchultze]

Yes, GNN was a direct rip-off of his notion (as admitted many times). I miss his news

no prob, we can have fun, but what does the G stands for?  and you could have named it FFNN its way cooler  

[Polymeron]

It's the GlobalWars News Network
Over in the GW forum we already have 75 newscasts, it's a regular feature there.

Hmmmm, I really should get off my bum and make another one.

[HerrSchultze]

It's the GlobalWars News Network
Over in the GW forum we already have 75 newscasts, it's a regular feature there.

Hmmmm, I really should get off my bum and make another one.

http://www4.imperiaonline.org/forums/int/index.php?topic=14153.0
this is mine

[KoSaC]

KoSaC is still in the lead

[Polymeron]

 
Breaking News


*** Mideast peace talks break down again: Both sides say admins are not fixing their bugs on purpose   ∙   Chegawara fights forumites in the arena barehanded  --  Says it's okay to bring a sword to a fistfight   ∙   Mercenaries Guild refuses to send its members deeper than first dungeon stage  --  Spokesman: "It's dark and clammy there, eww!"   ∙   One thread in forum contains the word "fox" 74 times so far; guess which one?   ∙   Police warns: Whoever is posting news is still at large   ∙   Polymeron still wanted for stealing 50 diamonds  --  Profiler: "He may do it again if not stopped"   ∙   Pres. Obama continues world tour; promises Mexico IH will be translated into Spanish   ∙   New study proves: Bananas not affected by bugs  --  Xaoc: "We will redesign the game to use this"  --  Look for the banana warhammer soon   ∙   Repr fails to identify raw gem  --  Parents: "We'll get him to name animals in the zoo first"   ∙   No waffle related bugs reported this week ***

[Polymeron]

Sorry, you guys just give me too much material, wanted to use this before Memorial Day kicks in. 

See you tomorrow!

[Magnus]

It's the GlobalWars News Network
Over in the GW forum we already have 75 newscasts, it's a regular feature there.

I must've missed something, wt* is Global Wars?