After work... take your bf and come to Greece (Thessaloniki), (5 hours driving under the speed limits) then we will find somewhere for you to sleep... what the hell my house i big enough... and tomorrow you come with us...
Forgot to mention.. about work you can work via internet or call saying you have something high contagious...
And that "China" we call the Chinese restaurant we go and not the country
Just if you decide to follow my crazy plan to notify me first
EDIT: the more the merrier... Bring as much pple you can...