Test, test... Cuorion repeat the 5 first directives!
Ehm... Let's see...
1) A cyborg may not injure his creator or, through inaction, allow his creator to come to harm.
2) A cyborg must obey the orders given to it by his creator, except where such orders would conflict with the First Directive.
3) A cyborg must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Directives.
4) A cyborg must refrain from solving Captcha*, since it's supposed to be able to "tell computers and humans apart".
5) A cyborg must have no interference with the internal development of inferior technologies.
*Completely Automated Public Turing test to tell Computers and Humans ApartP.S.: Hello everyone, wazzup?